You are a real tough cookie! Where am I supposed to begin? What am I supposed to talk about?
Alas, the American lunch sandwich.
Not saying that you are close to my heart, you woodland creature, (Get it? like the deer is a dear friend of mine?) but a dear friend (not deer friend like Bamby) suggested that I do a post about you:) So I am.
You know, I think that you have made society more distracted than you have helped society. No offense.